Every year, an abundance of abysmal trends spew up every year and prove to be catastrophic as every consumer buys into every abomination of clothing. Be prepared this year, don’t sink to these lows.

1. Jogger Pants and Timberlands– As if Zane Robe Joggers haven’t been worn out already, the fact that people have had the audacity to actually try this after Kanye in his GQ cover story, with their vile bandana print Joggers and Wheat Timbs says a lot about how effective trying to be someone light years ahead of you, with clothing that has dug it’s own grave much farther than six feet, can really be.

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   Team Jordans– It’s a stretch that Team Jordans or Jordan Flights will actually ever be a trend, but they’re still around. They still roam the hallways of every single high school, and sadly they’re worn even outside in the real world. Some consider them the brother of Numbered Jordans that could never be as         good-looking, well crafted or classic as its kinfolk.

3. Tight Shirts– The question on why anyone would ever wear tight shirts is still a mystery to this day. Why someone would willingly wear a shirt that not only looks worse than your local corner store’s aisle 3 throw up, but also cuts off circulation in your arms. The only person who could ever wear tight shirts successfully is Brandon McCartney, the Based God, and it’s a must that it stays this way.

   

4. V-Necks– Just another incredibly perplexing question on why its worn masqueraded as fabric sewed together to reveal a hideous trend, V-Necks are also something that only the Based God could pull off. Why get V-Necks when you have scoop necks? There’s no reason what-so-ever for that to happen to a human being, yet it does. These are probably the worst offenders on the list because of how common they are.
5. Suit Vests in Casual Areas– The last place a suit vest deserves to be in is a high school hallway. Everyone who wears these to show off that they’re classy comes off as the complete opposite. As you’re putting this on your body, look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself this question: “Is my Choir class performing in front of 40 people today?” If the answer is anything but yes, incinerate it.
6. Parody Shirts– One of the worst trends to ever exist in modern history. A trend so bad that it might end up in textbooks for how disgusting it is. They take no thought process what-so-ever. No one is laughing at “Patagucci” or “Paws”. What’s even worse is that in order for the parody to actually come off as one, the creators straight up take the logo of the company they parody. No slight alteration, nothing at all. A call-to-action should be sent out to every single company